Md. ASLAM KHAN, SELF-APPOINTED SECRETARY, HOCKEY INDIA: “I direct all state associations to form an athlete panel”.
BALL BOY BANT2: Where are the state associations, Mr. Aslam, in Afghanistan?

KPS GILL, DISGRACED FORMER IHF OFFICIAL: “I don’t have ego”
BALL BOY BANT2: Certainly. He only has egg on the face

KPS GILL, DISGRACED FORMER IHF OFFICIAL: “I am ready to help hockey again”
After hearing this, hockey gets heart-attack, admitted to Apollo hospital.

BALL BOY BANT2: Narindra Batra was worried and sick. Why was not hockey admitted to Batra hospital

INDIAN COACH JOSE BRASA: “Indian players are skilful”.
BALL BOY BANT2: Everybody accepted except players

AMRIT BOSE, Former IWHF Secretary: “I worked tirelessly for hockey in the last two decades”
BALL BOY BANT2: Women hockey still survived

ASHOK KUMAR: “I resign from selector post”
BALL BOY BANT2: Entire Indian team partied the whole night

NEWS: Vidya Stokes is the member of Hockey India
BALL BOY BANT2: Her reaction: “I strongly oppose this”. Because she is Opposition Leader in Himachal Pradesh Assembly, habituated to oppose everything

NEWS: Only one lady member in Hockey India set up
BALL BOY BANT2: Leandro Negree, FIH president: “Great Gender Equality. I recognize this”.

KPS GILL, DISGRACED FORMER IHF OFFICIAL: “It is good Men and women hockey merged”.
BALL BOY BANT2: A supreme court judge said to himself: Better to have a larger bench ready to hear series of back pinching cases.

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